Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her?
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
go in front.
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation,
she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she
could resume her sex life. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it." replied
the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one to ever ask that after a tonsillectomy."
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the
subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the
nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started
to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice
boomed out, HEY, YOU, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE! Startled, the blonde moved
further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her Thermos, and
began to cut another hole. Again, a voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
The blonde, now worried, moved to the opposite end of the ice, set up her
stool, and once again tried to cut the ice hole. Once more, the voice said,
THERE ARE NO FISH THERE! The blonde stopped, looked skyward, and said,
Who are you, God? The voice replied, NO, YOU DUMB BLONDE, I OWN THE FUCKING!